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Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce TM Ref: HH1
Dr. H.E.M. Rhoid says, "There is nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain & discomfort." If you think it's hot when you eat, wait 'till you take the seat!
WARNING: Inflames Hemorrhoids, causes even more itching and lots of delicious discomfort. Made with flaming fresh Habanero peppers, vinegar, fresh limejuice, sweet onions, zesty garlic and xanthan gum. For truly pleasurable pain the prescription is Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce. 5 FL. Oz.

Price: (3 or fewer items) $5.50
Price: (4 to 5 items) $5.00
Price: (6 to 11 items) $4.75
Price: (12 or more items) $4.50

Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce Ref: COL1
Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is an Elixer of Maximus Capsaicin Extremus. Imported from Barbados, and made with Scotch Bonnet peppers, mustard, modified food starch, salt, onion, water, vinegar, turmeric, and Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), the good Professor recommends consumption in epic proportions to the clear the mind, and your innards. 5.7 FL. Oz.

Price: (3 or fewer items) $6.50
Price: (4 to 5 items) $6.25
Price: (6 to 11 items) $6.00
Price: (12 or more items) $5.75

Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce Ref: RRF
Rectal Rocket Fuel Island Jerk Hot Sauce: Composed with a carefully blended batch of smokin' scotch bonnet and habañero peppers, and aged balsamic vinegar. An array of funky spices with sage, thyme, garlic, paprika, allspice, cumin, lemon pepper, fennel seed and cilantro makes this a truly tasty cosmic concoction. This baby will fuel a little giddy-up to any dish. 5 FL. Oz.

Price: (3 or fewer items) $6.00
Price: (4 to 5 items) $5.75
Price: (6 to 11 items) $5.50
Price: (12 or more items) $5.25

Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce Ref: SSP
Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin Recipe #2, XXX - Hot Sauce. This extreme hot sauce blends applesauce, curry, raisins, balsamic vinegar and additional secret spices for an exotic taste and aromas reminiscent of the markets of New Delhi. Extends well with pineapple, mango, or apple cider for a flavorful marinade, with plenty of heat. A touch of the Far East to lubricate your western recipies. 5.7 FL. Oz.

Price: (3 or fewer items) $6.50
Price: (4 to 5 items) $6.25
Price: (6 to 11 items) $6.00
Price: (12 or more items) $5.75

Buhba's But Blaster X-Hot Sauce Ref: BBH
Buhba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce, an explosion of a sauce that will make you high tail it to the old out house for relief. Buhba's funky formula includes mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero peppers, chile extract, sugar, spices and xanthan gum. Buhba's is a South Carolina style extreme hot sauce. Add to your favorite mustard BBQ sauce and bring a little "Butt Blasting" heat into the mix. 5 FL. Oz.

Price: (3 or fewer items) $6.00
Price: (4 to 5 items) $5.75
Price: (6 to 11 items) $5.50
Price: (12 or more items) $5.25

Neals Harry Ass Ref: Neals
Warning: If you have hemorrhoids avoid this sauce! If you know someone with the pain and itching associated with hemorrhoids, and you don't particularly like them, by all means pour it on their morning cereal. An unexpected explosion of taste & spices. This baby is for true hot sauce lovers, and is consumed by Chewbakka to help shed his winter coat. So fellas with hairy butts need not fret; tomorrow it'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom! Made with vinegar, tomatoes, onions, habanero peppers, and serrano peppers, spices and garlic, enjoy it with a close personal hairy friend.

Price: (3 or fewer items) $6.00
Price: (4 to 5 items) $5.50
Price: (6 to 11 items) $4.75
Price: (12 or more items) $4.50

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